In The Beginning

In the beginning there was The Great Plotnik, and The Great Plotnik was all there was, and he looked around and he said 'Let There Be Pizza,' and 'Let There Be Bagels,' and 'Let There Be Barbecued Ribs,' and soon there were pizza and bagels and barbecued ribs, and this was good. It didn't take The Great Plotnik long to create everything to eat that he could think of, and most of them were good, but there were also a few things that were not very good, like beer sandwiches, and awful combinations that he can't figure out where he got such ideas, like sweet and sour liver. The Great Plotnik knew they were bad, and he threw them out, which is why nobody anymore eats beer sandwiches or sweet and sour liver.