The Aristocrats

The Great Plotnik has gone back to work. Last night he and Ducknik went to a screening of a new film that defines the exact locus where men and women separate, humor-wise. The film is nothing but a reworking of a very old, incredibly filthy, hysterically funny joke, told and discussed many times by different comedians, most of them with Plotnikie names, like Whoopie Goldberg. While Plotnik was nearly choking in apoplexy at the shall-we-say 3rd Grade (at best) humor, Ducknik, while laughing, was also thinking about words like 'scatology,' and 'bestiality.' Neither of these terms occurred to Plotnik, whose eyes were watering, chest tightening and nose leaking goo, especially when George Carlin or Paul Reiser or the South Park kids were talking about poop.

Yes, men find this kind of humor rewarding. Yes, women find it...well, cute in spots. The Great Plotnik therefore reccommends it for every man he knows, and for a few select women, but warns it may not be perfect for a First Date.

The Great Plotnik Film Department awards 'The Aristocrats' one of its highest ratings: 3 Stars with a Booger.