Macapuno Rapture

Macapuno
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The Great Plotnik has recently heard people talking about The Rapture, which sounds OK all by itself, but these same people can never refrain from pointing out that The Rapture only follows death, destruction, flames from Heaven, volcanoes, typhoons, floods, huge fiery crevasses opening in the earth and multiple appearances of three-headed Brian Johnsons.

Would you like to know about rapture? Rapture, with no preconditions and no repercussions? Rapture with a spoon? See center of above photo.

Those interested in the Plotnikkie religion will be delighted to realize that Reformed, Conservative and Orthodox Plotnikkies ALL accept the appearance of a half gallon of Macapuno as proof of the divine. The only difference is that Reformed Plotnikkies always go early so they don't have to line up around the corner, while Conservative Plotnikkies enjoy it more if they can wait in line at least two hours. Orthodox Plotnikkies insist on the long line, plus they have to ask for it in Plotnish (Hef Gallon Mach-a-Plotznicchh), AND they are required to eat it from right to left.