The Tour Bus for Martians

Pillows and Rave
Originally uploaded by thegreatplotnik.

The Great Plottographer was out last night taking photos of Saint Plotniko's newest and trendiest spots. His employer loves 'new and trendy.' Also, 'sexy,' and 'kooky.' Sometimes the Great Plotnik feels like he's working for Interplanetary Gray Line, driving adolescent Martians through Early Twenty-First Century Earth.

"Here is a kooky club."

"What do they do here?"

"They act kooky."

The truth is that Plotnik will be back in six months or a year or two, to take another picture of the newer and trendier spot that replaces this one, when the even wealthier and far kookier new owner rips out everything here and puts in his own trendier, sexier and kookier club.

You are staring at the 2005 version. This is the "private party room." It is nothing but pillows and video terminals. Hear the DJ spinning at one end of the room. See the omnisexuals sipping rare cocktails.

Omigodomigod! Did you hear...? Grab your camera! Chewbacca and Han Solo have a 10:30 reservation!