The Great Five-and-a-third Head
THE SECRET IS OUT!
The Great FiveHead is currently The Great Five-and-a-Third Head, and by November there will be another Plotnik in the world. It was no longer possible to keep this secret a secret, and although Mother's Day was supposed to be the Day of Announcement, it had to come at Dan's Graduation on Friday, because...well, there he/she is, if you look really hard, in this tiny little roll of sweetness around Staci's middle.
Lots of screeches. Lots of smiles and tears, followed by more screeches. Mummy Plotnik said "Oh my oh my oh my."
Plotnik and Ducknik have been sitting on this news for several months, barely able to keep it in. The CIA should sign them up, because obviously they will not crack under torture.
Names have been suggested. Danastasia. Little Putz. The Great BrandNewNik. But it's hard to think when you're smiling this much.
posted by DAK @ 8:37 AM
4 Comments:
Nice leak. The Great Plotnik once again spills the beans via the blog. Now Five-head and whatever my name is must call family members before they read this note. Yes you blogging-usurper, people do read this thing...
As far as your application to the CIA, General Hayden will view this leak with disdain. Oi veh... --
But yes -- it's pretty cool.
Well, this is VERY exciting. Thanks for spilling the e-beans. And General Hayden already knew about the newest little Plotnik. What fun you all must be having.
Mazel Tov!!! Now you will join the ranks of the grandparent generation (wanna see the latest pichus?) You don't know what a treat you're in for. How long a drive is it to "Seaview?"
oh shoot, I thought that "tiny little roll of sweetness" was a pastry.
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