The Great Plotnik

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Resolution One: No More Huge Prawns



The Great Plotnik has decided to devote this week to New Year's Resolutions. The problem is he is pretty sure his New Year's Resolutions for 2007 were his New Year's Resolutions for 2006 and not much has changed. Clearly, new, more easily achieved resolutions are called for here.

So for 2007 Resolution One, The Great Plotnik resolves not to order any more large prawns, unless he is in a place where they have just caught them. Mozambique, yes. South Africa, yes. Peru, yes. Great Barrier Reef, yes. New Orleans, probably. But in California they are nothing more than supermodels -- pretty, but not a scrap of taste.

2 Comments:

At 5:20 PM, Blogger Karen said...

Ah, so this is where the unflavorful restaurant food comment came from. For me, it's the eating at home that is tasteless and lonely. Chloe kitty's table manners suck and she has yet to lift a hand with the dishes.

 
At 9:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

My lord, these are uber prawns! But I think we all would prefer Baby I photo #458 ~ they are back in Stiletto Land? My mother's name was Isabella and folks called her "Izzy", don't let that happen....
mush

 

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