The Beautiful Children and Their Beautiful Children

Thanksgiving was Thanksgiving, lots of family, food and fun, some basketball in the afternoon, a special video of Mummy P to watch in the evening and everything would have been fine had someone not stuck Cousin Two Names's car keys into Mummy Plotnik's bag as all the coats and purses were huddled together on a bed in the back bedroom. No one knows how the keys got there but what is known is that Cousin Two and Cousin E had to spend the night at the Hotel Schmeckl. Of course, there was all that leftover turkey there so maybe it wasn't half bad.

There was only one frightening looking person at the party last night and Plotnik only saw one more today.

Stiletto City is a place where the world's most beautiful people have come together to be in the movies for close to a century now. These people have married each other and produced even more beautiful children and their children have married other beautiful peoples' beautiful children. The gene pool has been selected for straight noses and luxurious hair. But it only works for awhile.

Because later on, after their beauty has been used up by age and hard living, nobody tells the beautiful people they're not beautiful anymore and they shouldn't keep dying their hair and botoxing their wrinkles and slamming their noses and eating organic lettuce and wearing tight t-shirts and high heels, because it's just scaring the s___ out of the rest of us.