The Great Plotnik

Monday, December 29, 2008

Two Questions



(1)
So, after the family has all gone, if you have one container of 2% milk with 5 ounces of milk inside, and you have one container of whole milk with 7 ounces of milk left, and you have one quart-sized container of half-and-half that is three quarters full, and one unopened half gallon of non-fat milk, and you take those four milks and combine them into one, what percentage fat will the milk end up?



(2)
So, if Belly is standing at the door as she and her family are about to get in the car to drive to the airport, and The Great Ducknik says to Belly that Papa and Bobo will have to say goodbye at the airport because they are not going on the plane back to Brooklyn, and Belly turns to Ducknik with a very serious look on her face, and circles her hand over her head several times, and says: "No, Bobo! ALL of us!" and then circles her hand over her head again and again and repeats: "ALL of us, Bobo!" ...and after telling the story to Plotnik for the fifth time Ducknik and Plotnik are still tearing up and wondering how in the blind wonderful world they are going to last until they get to see her again -- wait, what was the question?

3 Comments:

At 1:07 PM, Blogger notthatlucas said...

Nobody demanded 1% milk?

You'll just have to make up an excuse to go out to NY. Maybe there's a play there that needs reviewing.

 
At 2:45 PM, Blogger mary ann said...

oh, what a sweet grand girl!

 
At 5:50 PM, Blogger Karen said...

God, what a tough moment that must have been. Notthat has a great idea--and I know just the play to review. It's Sun 1-11.

 

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