The M word and the F Word

This blog post has nothing to do with Kobe Bryant, but after last night he just damned well deserves to be up there. Kobe, the Mamba, the M-Word.

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Now, when Plot picked up his tickets for Spamalot at the Press Desk of the Golden Gate Theater the other night, they also gave him a Free Download Card for 15 downloads from the I-Tunes Store. He figured these would be the songs from Spamalot. It was a reasonable assumption, seeing as that was the show he was standing in the lobby about to see. Right?

But no. After a lengthy and complicated download process he is downloading a 'Broadway Compilation,' heaven help him, courtesy something called "The Broadway League." If he's lucky he will at least get "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life."

...NO! It's one or two songs from fifteen current or recent Broadway shows, none of which Plotnik has the slighest interest in. And NO Spamalot! JJ-AKA-PP, you may want Plottie to send this your way but first let him shriek WAAAAA I WANTED MONTY PYTHON SONGS WAAAAA I WANTED MONTY PYTHON SONGS NOT LEGALLY BLONDE, THE MUSICAL, OR XANADU OR WHITE CHRISTMAS!

Of course, Plotnik already HAS most Monty Python tunes, but still. It's the principle of the thing. It took a long time to download this crap. And he didn't get a copy of "You'll Never Succeed on Broadway (Without Any Jews)," one of Plotnik's very favorite musical moments of the last 2,000 years.

So look out, M-Word, here comes the F-Word, courtesy Plotnik's children: It's Not Fair! IT'S NOT Ffffffffair!!