Osama bin Laden Will be Soon Forgotten

The Great Plotnik, Dominant Force and his girlfriend S. Little were involved in a discussion about religion on Sunday afternoon at the Hotel Ric, along with Mummy P., Schmeckl Plotnik and Nefnik.

The conversation was at a bit of a dead end, due to the insistence of the one Christian in the group that everybody else at the table was going straight to Hell, if they didn't accept the Lord Jesus Who Gave His Only Begotten Son So That We Could All Live.

Religious people would do so much better if they'd only stop short of the You're Screwed We're Saved point on the continuum.

At that moment, Little Bear-Nik burst into the room to say "Come quick! We just killed Osama Bin Laden!"

Everyone ran to CNN, and sure enough: the man is dead. The one who was so convinced America was the Axis of Awfulness, and who agreed that everybody at Schmeckl Plotnik's dining table was going straight to Hell, had become no different than Monty Python's Parrot.

Osama bin Laden is dead. He's not resting, not stunned, he's deceased, not shanked out or pining for the fjords, he's demised, passed on, no more, ceased to be. Osama bin Laden is a Late Terrorist.