The Great Plotnik

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Robert Sinks to the Bottom

The other day we took Nicholas Cage off the DO NOT WATCH EVER AGAIN list, due to his great role in Kick Ass. One good movie does not a comeback make, but it's a start.

Now we add another name to the list: Robert Redford. How many surgeries and zits and scars will it take to convince this man he shouldn't be the romantic lead anymore? Even if its Helen Mirren he's squiring around? Do NOT watch "The Clearing" unless you are out of lollipops. Robert, just cool your heels for awhile down there in the hole with Robin Williams and Morgan Freeman and Ben Stiller.

"I Love You. That's all I'll ever need."

Oh, puke. Thanks for comin' in. Don't call us, we'll call you.

3 Comments:

At 12:14 PM, Blogger notthatlucas said...

Wait - if someone is on your DO NOT WATCH EVER AGAIN list, how could you know that he has at least partially redeemed himself? Glad to see Adam Sandler is not on that list.

 
At 1:22 PM, Blogger DAK said...

Wait, Adam Sandler IS on that list. Maybe not Ben Stiller. I confuse them. Who's the one in the museum with the animals? He's on the list.

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger notthatlucas said...

That's Ben. I suspect Adam is not good enough to even be on the banned list. (But some of his movies really crack me up, so there.)

 

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