The Great Plotnik

Monday, April 30, 2012

WAY Worse than World Peace

Boston's Rajan Rondo took a killer shot at a referee yesterday. If World Peace's elbow was a 10, Rondo's ref bump would be a 0.02. But still. Rondo should be suspended for life, or traded to the Warriors, which is like being suspended for life.

UNLESS he has ever been accused of twisting his wife's arm, or saying anything negative about people of varying sexual orientations. Then, he needs to go play for Dallas.

The Warriors could really use him, though, whatever his off-the-court faults may be. Plotnik actually hopes he's a little insane, so he might even want to play here. So Boston: trade that miscreant referee-toucher BUT POTENTIAL GAY BASHER AND WIFELY ARM TWISTER. Get rid of the miserable jerk. Ruin his life. Trade him here.

As for Rajan, we'd love to see you wearing Warrior - red? Cream? Black? What the hell color ARE the Warrior uniforms, anyway? You've got to lose that awful green, though.


At 10:35 AM, Anonymous Brother Two Names said...

The Lakers are interested in him.

At 10:49 AM, Blogger notthatlucas said...

He said he was trippin' during the game. He's fine. Get him some rest and Boston can go on to be creamed by the Heat.

At 2:04 PM, Blogger mary ann said...

It was an accident (again)


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