The Great Kaboom
The trip comes closer. The Great Plotnik does not like to fly, so bad omens are everywhere. The flowers are especially beautiful this year. This is a bad omen because they are peaking early so Plotnik can enjoy them before The Great Kaboom. Some flowers have faded. This is a bad omen too. They faded because they couldn't bear to be blooming after The Great Kaboom.
Life is good. This is a bad omen, because life could be so much worse, after The Great Kaboom. The weather is beautiful this week in Saint Plotniko. This is a bad omen because that means the weather might be awful during Plotnik's flights, leading to The Great Kaboom.
If the stewardess is wearing white, that will be a bad omen, because white is the color of calla lilies, the flowers of funeral parlors. If the stewardess is wearing black, that will be a bad omen because the night is black during the short plunge to Earth, after The Great Kaboom. If the stewardess is wearing nothing at all that will also be a bad omen. Trust me. Plotnik will think of something.
posted by DAK @ 9:47 AM
2 Comments:
But, Great Plotnik, you haven't addressed the most important issue of all. Will your greatness still have computer access so that we plotnikian devotees are not deprived of the daily Plot?
but you forget that you
were born with the luck
of the Plotniks and that
you carry the tooth of
your first cat from
Stilleto city.
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