The Great Plotnik

Monday, June 13, 2005

Babootie and Biltong

The Great Plotnik and The Great Ducknik are leaving soon for the Cape of It Better Damned Well Be Good Hope. Their friends LargePants and Her Serene Highness, and their two dogniks, are leaving at the same time for Cape Cod. Plotnik and Ducknik are not looking forward to flying from Saint Plotniko to the Windy City to Hitler's Home Town to Hot Dog, then straight down for twelve more hours to the Cape of I B D W B Good Hope. Once they arrive, it will take several days to wake up. On the other hand, it might be better than driving thousands of miles with two old dogs in a 1996 Volvo.

As always, The Great Plotnik is thinking about the food. Cape Hopians appear to eat only babootie and biltong. Babootie and biltong don't sound very appetizing, do they? So, Plotnik has already packed extra El Yucateco green hot sauce from Merida. The Great Ducknik intends to bring several pounds of good strong coffee from Saint Plotniko. Strong coffee and green hot sauce can make almost any meal into a Plotzgravaganza.

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