Last Combo in Paris
Several of The Great Plotnik's blogniks appear to have the blues. They need a guaranteed blues buster. The Great Plotnik heartily suggests the Comb. 5, also known as the Last Combo in Paris.
RECIPE FOR THE COMB. 5:
Fly to Paris. There's not enough cream anywhere else.
Rent a hotel with a nice bathtub, preferably on the Rue St. Germain des Pres.
Put the stopper into the bathtub. DO NOT FORGET THIS STEP!
Fill the tub three-quarters full with heavy cream.
Add ten pounds of melted butter. Stir the butter and cream with your your big, fat Larousse Gastronomique food encyclopedia.
Place the Larousse Gastronomique at one end of the tub. You will need it for a pillow.
Add sixteen dozen eggs. Do not bother separating the whites from the yolks. At this point subtlety is overrated. Stir until well blended.
Add 50 pounds dark chocolate, 50 pounds milk chocolate and 50 pounds white chocolate, plus 1/8 teaspoon vanilla.
You may ask: why bother with 1/8 teaspoon vanilla, after you've just added 150 pounds of chocolate and three cows worth of heavy cream?
Sha. Add 5 more gallons heavy cream, put on your birthday suit and jump in.
Remember, The Great Plotnik loves you.
posted by DAK @ 9:22 AM
2 Comments:
the great plotnik has now discovered the dirty little secret of blogniks: all blogniks MUST be filled with angst! the great plotnik may want to get in touch with his inner 13 year old teenage girlnik. good luck!
Dear DAK, aka Plotnik,
It appears I am in danger of becoming a Plotnikaddict (pronounced PlotNIKaddict). I laughed out loud when I got to the cream. You are a distractnikking me from my work.
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