Ugly people can do ugly things.

Does everybody know that artichokes will flower into a beautiful blue ball if you just let them grow?

More young hooligans in England decide to plan to kill themselves and us. CNN recycles the old photos of Ramsi Youssef and Khalid Muhammad. Look at those guys. If you were that butt-ugly you might harbor dark thoughts yourself.

But The Great Plotnik agrees with The Great Mushnik. Let other people talk about it. There are more important things to contemplate.

Like how Large Pants made the little box in Leah Garchik's column today.

Like how the Plotzers play the Braindeads three games this weekend down there and three games next weekend up here. Like how Plotzer pitcher Ted Hendrickson looks like Herman Munster on the South Coast Diet.