The Shrine Dies

The Great Plotnik blew up his shrine last night, after the Plotzers rolled over on their backs and whimpered like baby birdies before the New York Shmets 7-0. Pedro Guerrero landed on top of Fernando Valenzuela behind the can of Duff Beer. Let 'em stay like that awhile. Plotnik washes his hands of the entire Shrine business.

Fortunately, BZWZ is in town. Last night was her Birthday Dinner at Regent Thai, though her birthday isn't 'til next week. But she'll be back in NY by then. Perhaps she can give Pedro Guerrero one last kick in the shins before she heads back to the Shmapple.