The Yellow Rose of Saint Plotniko

The Yellow Rose of Saint Plotniko has been sung about in song, told about in story and driveled about in blog. Yet, few have mentioned the divine healing qualities of a fragrant yellow rose.

Simply hold it to the breast while adjusting your breathing after a particularly disheartening Plotzer loss. It may also help to take one of the thorns and slit your wr...no. It's only a game.

Now, although The Great Plotnik has promised that he is out of the baseball shrine business, he can't resist showing his legions of readers just how fine Pedro Guerrero looked sporting a saxophone. This was BZWZ's idea. It worked just about as well as everything else.