The Great Plotnik

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Isabella's National TV Debut! Flash! DOH!

Baby Isabella has just had her National Theatrical Debut this morning at approximately 9:13AM. It seems that this woman

Shawna,

a Producer of Note for the Today Show (who just coincidentally happens to have been a fellow student with The Great PD at the Annenberg School), had heard about the extraordinary acting talents and sheer knockout beauty of this woman

Isabella,

shown here having just set eyes upon her Mommy, the Employee of the Month at The Great FiveHead Catering Service.

Shawna put Isabella into a baby montage which played on a screen in back of the set where a vapid bubblehead and a total nutcase were talking alien nonsense about understanding baby's cries.

Isabella WOULD have saved this segment, perhaps even saved the show, and Shawna's future employment, IF Plotnik's camera hadn't flashed when it wasn't supposed to flash. AIIIIII! This is why you are now looking at a baby with a laser beam across her nose.



Still, a debut is a debut. Isabella's Agent, Mr. Arf Mischief, is not upset at this not so cool photo of his client. He looks happy. He always looks happy.

2 Comments:

At 10:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahaha, I enjoyed this post. Aiiiii.
le mush

 
At 9:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The flash thing makes me long for the old days when using a flash required real effort. And you can't fix the problem by putting duct tape over the flash since the camera is convinced the flash is needed and expects it.

And which is the vapid bubblehead and which is the total nutcase? They look so interchangeable. It's nice that the baby footage dwarfs them both.

 

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