The Great Plotnik

Thursday, December 21, 2006

BZ's home, and the Plotnikkie View of Christmas


The Great BeezieWeezie is home. The Great Plotnik never thinks of himself as being overly glum, but when BZ shows up there is a noticeable uptake in laughter levels at World Headquarters. Puns are worse, too. It's great.

Holidays mean a week of cleaning and preparing, but it's worth the effort, especially since Ducknik does most of the heavy lifting. Plotnik's jobs are to keep his turf clean -- the studio and the kitchen, basically. He has to plan and shop for several big meals and make sure he has ingredients on hand to make the dough for the honey buns which have to rise through the night as Santa is on his way, so they will be ready Christmas morning.

He has shopped, and he is done. WHATEVER.

Some readers have inquired about how Plotnikkies view Christmas. All Plotnikkies believe Christmas is about celebrating the Birth of Santa Claus. Orthodox Plotnikkies believe the Holy Baby was born in a shopping mall in Chicago. Conservative Plotnikkies are sure it has something to with Tinkerbell. Reform Plotnikkies believe wholeheartedly in the Holy Baby and can't wait for her to arrive this Friday.

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