Fee Monster, Zhanar and the Battle of the Two Disneys

Fee Monster came over last night with her cousin Ashlynn. Brother Zinfandini brought a few choice syrahs, so this morning Plottie took a little bit longer to drag himself out of bed to head to the b-ball court.

In a few hours Plotnik and Ducknik drive to SPO to pick up Zhanar Rustemova. Zanar, friend of the Kazakh Desert Princess, is a 20-year-old Kazakh who is spending the summer in Saint Plotniko. She may turn out to be the spunkiest 20-year-old of all time. We hope she's got a sweatshirt.

Zhanar has sent her photo and a few emails, speaks some English and can spend her first two nights at World Headquarters, but she's got to get herself situated fast, because Plot and Duck leave for Brooklyn on Wednesday. Plotnik feels bad about leaving her on her own, but that's the way things have worked out.

Sorry, LeBron. Actually, I'm not sorry. You're great but your team stunk. So now it's Orlando versus Stiletto City in the NBA Finals -- Disney World versus Disneyland. You couldn't dream that up.