Geez That Hurts

If your eyes don't water a little, a banh mi sandwich is not a banh mi sandwich. When Mrs. Nguyen makes the sandwiches, the pain is evenly distributed throughout, so you don't have to first open up the French roll and either spread out or remove some of the jalapenos. But if either of Mrs. Nguyen's assistants make the banh mi, and you're so hungry you just can't wait to remove the wrapper and get smackin', you're gonna suffer.

Plotnik's eyes are flooding, his nose is shnoofling, his mouth is burning and he's holding his lips wide open, like he's blowing a smoke ring, which I guess he is. DANG that was good!