The Great Plotnik

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Terrifying (1)0.6 Earthquake

This video just came to the Great Plotnik World News Desk. It shows correspondent James Street experiencing a 10.6 earthquake in Idlewild, California, although that might have been 0.6 with a small 'l' in front of it.


Actually, this is the first video The Great Plotnik World News Desk has ever published. It has been made possible by GPWD's weekend acquisition of Too Stupid To Even Twitter About Corporation (TSTETA). This gives the News Desk control of the entire Too Stupid catalog, and The Great Plotnik hopes his fans will send him even more. Thank you to Brother Street. We sincerely hope you are over this, you know, nightmare.

Please keep your child's more impressionable stuffed animals away from viewing this video which is truly Too Stupid To Even Twitter About. To tell the truth, even Plotnik is afraid to watch it more than fifty times, though he can't seem to stop.

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2 Comments:

At 12:42 PM, Blogger notthatlucas said...

What a bad video. Awful. I only watched it about 20 times. (It's a good thing I have no idea how to Twitter about a video or else I might be tempted to with this one.)

 
At 9:30 PM, Blogger JimmyStreet said...

You'll all be happy to know that Jimmy is back in the Sanitarium and responding positively to his medication.
Thank you all for your lack of concern.

 

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