TINT-------SPERM

It's wet down here, which is always kind of nice. Everybody slows down, the Canyons are less crazy, parking lots are less dangerous to drive or walk through, there was nobody in the bagel shop.



The one downside is that Mummy P's house is really hot. She says she's always cold these days, especially in rainy weather. Plot and Duck walked in yesterday and the house was like Phoenix in July. They started stripping off layers of clothes while Mummy P. was piling on extra sweaters and cranking the dial higher and higher. Sweat pouring off their eyebrows, they gasped for breath as Mummy P. asked if they wouldn't mind turning up the furnace. She's doing great except for her thermostat.

Plot saw one great sign on the way home from Smurf Bank Airport yesterday. A small hair salon had put up a hand lettered sign on top of its storefront and they wanted to say TINTS and PERM, which they did, except for the way they decided to split up the words, which was like this: TINT SPERM