It's a Lot Safer in Milpitas

Unless you crave tragedy and can't wait to see another story about man's hopeless slog through endless hell on Earth, don't go see the play Plotnik will not name at the unidentified theater across one of the bodies of water we will not mention, which may or may not be spanned by either a bridge or a death boat which will dump your sorry body into the drink as soon as the soldiers have had their way with you for months while you were tied to a tree.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

You can read the review of the unmentioned work in the normal place.