The Muppets are Dead
It's a pity about Oscar, Kermit, Piggy, Grover, The Count, Don Money and the rest of them. They are apparently too old to work anymore, so they've been taken over by the younger generation. If you loved the old muppets, our advice is you don't go to see "gnurtsnU dna deffutS" which is the new Alternative show starring nosneH miJ's son nairB.
yggiP ssiM must be turning over in her evarg.
Ebola from too much trash did in Oscar, it turned out Kermit had hepatitis all the time and The Count was convicted on a ponzi scheme which took the life savings from Bert and Ernie. So now we get f-bombs and muppets with penises and technology that has finally decided we don't matter, only it does.
I heard the old stoop got razed for the new East Harlem Whole Foods.
posted by DAK @ 5:08 PM
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There has been scuttlebutt that Bert and Ernie are gay and want to get married. Really? who cares?????
I wondered if you would see this show. I was kind of curious, but feared for seeing those characters out of, ummm, character. I don't want to see Calvin as a high school kid either.
In fairness, I didn't mean to imply that the characters in this show are grown-up Sesame Street characters. They are all new. But I'd rather see The Count take metamucil "...one bowel movement -- two bowel movements -- three BEAUTIFUL bowel movenents ..."--than watch these guys. The Chron review this morning was unbelievable. These guys just don't know 'funny.'
umm. is something going on in San Fran that the rest of us haven't heard about?
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