Plotnikkie Regulation 397846-T

One of the reasons that Plotnikkie membership is increasing around the world at such rapid rates is that we believe if you've gone to the dentist to have your teeth cleaned in the morning, and he's poked you and prodded you and made you close your lips so he can suck your blood and spit into the stupid little hose, and then he's scraped off the gunk with the pointy metal things, and you didn't cry even once, and then he has polished you and flossed you and pronounced you good to go -- well, you have endured enough. Plotnikkie Regulation 397846-T from the Tall Mud states that after that you don't have to floss for a minimum of 24 hours and you can go eat as much sticky caramel candy as you like because how the hell much gunk can accumulate in 24 hours anyway?

We've also got one for Hindus to justify eating cheeseburgers. But we can't figure out how Congress can ban abortions for servicewomen who have been raped. There can't be any holy book that can justify that one. Maybe we need more Plotnikkies in congress.