God Bless Costco, Hypothetically

Always, when you do a DIY project...like cleaning the lint out of the dryer and the dryer vent, which involves taking it apart and then putting it back together again, and since you're back there anyway why not vacuum the whole area, which involves tipping the washer forward to vacuum behind it, and look, these old bricks haven't been cleaned off for a long time, let's get them too, just move that hose, there!, now everything's clean, so let's put it all back together again, tip the washer back down, re-attach the dryer vent, climb out, turn it on, everything works great!, so congratulate yourself on a job well done, always, I repeat always: remember to put the washer hose back into the washer drain.

Or else, when your wife goes "Oh My God!" you'd better have a lot of towels and, if you're lucky, one of those 36-packs of sponges from Costco.

God Bless Costco. Of course, we're talking hypothetical here. Nothing this dumb could ever happen at Great Plotnik World Headquarters. But you all know that.