The Great Plotnik

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

White Smoke Has Been Spotted!

...this means "extra mayo" on the thirty pastrami-on-ryes.

In further news, The Great Plotnik Vatican Reporter reports that a new Pope has been selected. He is Cardinal Stan Musial, the greatest Cardinal of them all.

The greatest advantage is that Pope Stan is already dead, instead of just looking it.

Pope Stan is already a favorite to win the 2013 MVP ( Most Valuable Pope).

Pope Stan has been enthusiastically endorsed by Afghanistan, Turkestan, Hindustan, Kirghizstan, Baluchistan and Uzbekistan, who think the name has a ring to it.


At 12:52 PM, Blogger notthatlucas said...

Ha ha ha - nice! (Except Stan might not be the greatest Cardinal. But I'll let that go since it worked well with your last line. Pope Dizzy would have been interesting too.)


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