LeBron to Cartoon

Great Plotnik World Headquarters Basketball Correspondent Lebron Plotnik exults in being chosen Columnist of the Week. Previous award winner Kobe Plotnik was nowhere to be found.

California Poppies have been chosen Flower of the Century, because you don't plant them, they just turn up and beautify every spot they choose to occupy.

The Great Plotnik is feeling very good today about his recording on Wednesday, since he took yesterday to listen to the tracks and hate every single note. He's getting smarter as he gets older. Now that he got that garbage out of the way he realizes the band sounds fabulous and so do the songs. There seems to be a 24-hour gestation period for Songwriter Insecurity around here.

The Great BZWZ could post a great cartoon to put right in this spot. Like this one that she has drawn today to illustrate her plight as a working scientist instead of the frolicking hedonist she will soon become (for a short time). You may not notice, but Plotnik did -- the portrait of The Great Ducknik doing a Duck Dive.