The Great Plotnik

Sunday, April 13, 2014


Scientific proof of a major increase in avocado production at GPWHGR (Great Plotnik World Headquarters for Guacamole Research) was confirmed this morning by photograph by researcher Ava K-Doe (no relation to Ernie K-Doe).

Ms. Doe, recently arrived from Boulder, Colorado, poses here.

The upping of the estimate of avocado production from 3 to 4 avocados is confirmed below. Look just to the left of center and up a skooch.

In metric tons, this increase in fruit should total nearly 0.0, but, figured in ounces, perhaps 12.


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