The Great Plotnik

Tuesday, February 02, 2016

We Got Florida Back

Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio both thanked Jesus, their Lord and Creator, for their victories in Iowa. They both hope to serve their country for 80 years then spend the rest of their lives at their Creator's side, in Heaven.
Bad news: Just what we need! More Mullahs! Religious wing nuts determined to purge the Earth of non-believers.
Good news: The Democrats just got Florida back.

Monday, February 01, 2016

Rigatoni Alla Shmear

I didn't take a picture, sorry. But after traveling for years in Italy, and eating for longer than that in Italian-American cities, I have devised the tastiest pasta dish on earth. I just have. Oh, ye scoffers. Ask my wife. Of course you need that marzano tomato sauce I froze last summer, and bulk sausage from Little City Meats, and a combination of sheep and cow's milk grating cheeses we brought back from Naples, and a secret ingredient, about which I will only say: think shmear.