DECADENT SPA MANI & PEDI W/BUBBLY AND TOE FUNGUS AMELIORATOR W/SOFT JAZZ AND VEGAN BUFFET (FOOD EXTRA) AND NECK MASSAGE W/GREEN CRAP ON YOUR FACE

Everybody is doing half-off discounts now, Groupon-style. But with the new PLOTTY-PON you can get up to 300% off on offers nobody wants.

For example, the above offer is from Carmine and Angelo's Bar/Spa in NoMo, as in once you come into our neighborhood you ain't gettin' out No Mo. You must respond within 24 hours or you win.