Volkswagons

Yesterday, The Great Plotnik spoke with The Great BeeziWeezi. The Great BZWZ reminded TGP that while he and DKN are on the Cape of IDWBB Good Hope, she will be aboard a research vessel in the Pacific Ocean, somewhere between Panama and the Galapagos Islands. The only other boat The Great BeeziWeezi has ever spent time on is a paddle boat in Shmecko Plarque Lake. Shmecko Plarque Lake is four feet deep. She will be out of communication range with everyone but the leaders of her expedition, Captains Bligh, Ahab and Hook.

The Great Plotnik has promised not to worry about The Great BeeziWeezi afloat for three weeks on a rusty old tin can in the middle of the SouthEast Pacific, nor when she gets to the Galapagos, where they have lizards that swallow Volkswagons whole, nor when she's in Ecuador, where all the Volkswagons are hiding, nor when she's in Panama, where they transship all the stolen Volkswagons on their way to Ecuador, nor when she's back in NewPlork, where large lizard larvae lurk.

Plotnik has got enough to worry about, though he has promised Ducknik that he will stop writing about The Great Kaboom, and stop talking about The Great Kaboom, and stop worrying about stuff like, you know, The Great Kaboom.