A Class Devoted to Plot

In her new season's courses at the Writer's Salon (www.writingsalons.com), Mistress Domin-Nik is offering a class in 'Plot.' The Great Plotnik is honored to have a class named after him. He wonders if the course will include studies on the Plotnikie religion, or essays about the worlds's great PlotzkyPlotzes, or perhaps examples of recipes from any of The Great Plotnik's cookbooks, such as 'The Great Plotnik Mangles Bobotie' or 'The Great Plotnik Had Nothing To Do With Lima Beans.'

The class could also include an accordion workshop featuring countless repetitions of "London, Paris and Watsonville," which is the only song Plotnik can play on the accordion from start to finish without breaking out in hives.