Mr. Mushnik and Mrs. Mushnik
One of the Mushniks in this picture just had a birthday, but she won't tell anyone how old she is. She forgets that The Great Plotnik can guess a person's age by how they eat.
Both Mushniks went for an appetizer of pizza and a main course of more pizza.
Therefore, after careful consultation and consideration of all the variables, Plotnik arrived at the irrevocable conclusion that both Mushniks are teenagers. The one with the glasses is probably, oh, say 19, and the other one, in the pretty green thing, in the 17-18 range.
BUT THEN neither chose dessert, instead opting for coffee. This blows the teenager concept out of the water. 10 extra years have thus been added to the total.
The Great Plotnik Birthday Division wishes a Happy Birthday to Mrs. Mushnik, and hopes she enjoys her 30th birthday, when it comes up in a few years, on the Rue Mouffetard in Paris, and finally orders dessert.
posted by DAK @ 9:37 AM
1 Comments:
Wasn't that the best pizza ever?
It's a good photographer and a
better friend who makes a mushnik
or two look muchnik younger.
Great dinner, thanks GP and GD.
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