A Message from G_d in a Ba_el.

The Bagel With The Message
Originally uploaded by thegreatplotnik.

Continuing yesterday's revelation:

Joseph Smith is said to have received God's word scrawled on gold tablets. The Great Plotnik is said to have found his scrawled on a bagel. Of course, Plotnik is the one who said it, and the message was not easy to read, due to the cream cheese, chives, tomato, cucumber and onion pictured above. Nonetheless, here it is:

If yesterday's Choice One is correct, we have no alternative but to battle each other to the death for religious dominance, EVEN THOUGH it is obvious to anyone with a brain larger than a pickle that the moment one religion establishes total dominance and acceptance on Earth, some wise guy will get ticked off about something SMALL which will grow into something LARGE and before long a new religion will emerge, energized by overzealous new converts, and they will kick a fat hole in the old religious order. If you can believe any one thing about human nature, this is that thing.

But maybe (said Hegel, or was it the bagel), this eternal struggle is THE WHOLE POINT. Maybe human society can only evolve by struggle, the strong must always battle the weak in order to push their genes forward, and religion is one very clever way to pull it off. ASSUME THIS IS SO.

Well, then, explain Dr. Jason Katz. Everyone has been trying to kill off the pesky Katzonians for thousands of years, and yet today you just about can't get sick without going to an Internist named Dr. Jason Katz. If only the strong survive...explain Dr. Jason Katz.

Forget the 'chosen people' bushwa. The whole paradigm doesn't wash. The fact is the strong survive, ALONG with the weak, and they continue to teach each other valuable lessons. Establishing total dominance is an idiot dream. It's hopeless, even though nimrods like the Six Foot Five Inch Arab Nobody Can Find, and his buddy Dubya The Dipstick would have us murder each other in our sleep to prove otherwise.