Zhorsha's Ice

It was a very nice cake. Chocolate, strawberries, layers of tasty goo. Rachel rocked the house, she was still signing books an hour after her presentation was over. Many Tiaposians were in attendance, including Mistress Domin-Nik and Blonde Bombshell, who eschewed cake, and The Great Large Pants, Looziana Val, Mississippi Motorhead, J-Wacky and the Greats Plotnik and Ducknik, who did not.

When Plotnik picked up the cake that morning at Dianda's on Mission St., the store was packed. People stared at the inscription and said: "Ooooh, Zhorsha's Ice. Zhorsha's Ice. Ooooh. Little gorl name Zhorsha's Ice?"

Rachel began her presentation without saying TIAPOS or TINAPOS. She was smooth as silk, comfortable in front of a lot of people. Here she is: