The Great Plotnik

Monday, July 24, 2006

Beach Destination

The tiger lilies, an American League plant, are blooming at the same time as the fuschia. Global warming has made Saint Plotniko into a garden spot.

AND: a beach destination. People are flocking to Ocean Beach and Crissy Field. Some TAKE OFF THEIR SHIRTS. Some have WORN BATHING SUITS. There is a rumor that several even WENT IN THE WATER.

At The Great Plotnik World HQ and Santeria Shrine Depot, the brandy, baseball glove and Don Zimmer ball have been removed, and the Sacred Cooperstown Bat been added, to go with Saint Fernando Valenzuela and the Cap of Glorious Victories. NOW we'll see!

1 Comments:

At 10:09 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I grudginly decide to root for the Dodgers against the Padres and they promptly go out and lose two games. The Dodgers make a trade with the worst team in baseball - how can that possibly work out?

 

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