Feeling Fine Yippee Woopdee Dee

THE GREAT PLOTNIK IS BACK!

Worry not, ye friends and faithful readers. Symptoms have disappeared -- and Plottie lost 5 pounds.

Blonde Bombshell and Molly Ivins said it best -- it's hard to concentrate on the world's problems when the only thing you can think about is where to place your next footstep and how to stay awake. Intestinal ailments do that to you. But mmmm, that sushi was good last night and Plot just polished off the rest for breakfast.

Coffee, Mush? No, doesn't sound good yet. Fortunately Plot and Duck are leaving for Isabellaville today and they drink freeze dried mocha mix there.

What Plot is guessing is that he caught a little something and multiplied it by worry, then took psyllium which almost killed him and therefore he now could worry a bunch more. Ai yai yai.

We're never out of the woods, kids, but there's a beautiful baby down there gurling and waiting for Grandpa, so, like, yo.