FUAH

When The Great Plotnik journeys to The Great Haircut Salon, he likes to make sure Liz, The Royal Hairperson, knows just what he wants. So, he stands under the picture of the guy he'd like to end up looking like.



It never really works out the way he'd hoped.



The truth is, nobody likes their hair. The Great Plotnik defies anyone to tell him they are in love with their own hair. If you have straight hair, you want curly hair and if you have curly hair, you want wavy hair, and if you have blonde hair you want red hair and if you have gray hair or no hair you want the hair you used to have, even though when you had it you hated it. If you have little hair you just shave it all off and say FUAH.

FUAH is the new slogan for TIAPOS. We now say TIAPOS before we read, and FUAH when we're done. If you don't like my story, I say FUAH. If you don't like your hair, you say FUAH. If you look at all the candidates in any political debate and decide they are all worthless, small people incapable of one original thought, you say FUAH.

But we must bear in mind that any Democrat is better than Bush. We must fight against the desire to scream FUAH until November, 2008. Even if we don't like whoever runs against Dinglebrain, we must support her/him. THEN! THEN! and only then can we raise our fists to the sky and with joy in our hearts scream FUAH, Little George, and FUAH fat Dick, and Good F*ing Bye.