Dream
The Great Plotnik was standing naked in his old backyard in Stiletto City, except for his sandals in which he had just stepped in cat poop. Duck came outside to tell him someone he had been expecting was at the door, and there Plotnik was, naked except for poopy sandals. The person at the door's name was Heath. Then Plotnik woke up.
Jeez Leweez, will somebody please explain this to Plotnik? Who is Heath? Plot gets the poopy sandals part -- that happened to him this week in his own garden -- though he doesn't own a cat, all his neighbors do and it's treacherous out there sometimes. But why Stiletto City? Why was Heath, whoever he is, coming to the door and why wasn't Plottie wearing any clothes?
posted by DAK @ 9:46 AM
3 Comments:
Well duh!
Heath is obviously Heath Bell, pitcher for the San Diego Padres who was there to taunt you for how pathetic the Dodgers (hence Stiletto City, unless Stiletto City is not LA) did against the Rockies (swept - are you kidding me?). You being naked was obviously due to you feeling vulnerable after that embarrassment, plus a bit of guilt for not focusing on the shrine as much as on food pictures.
And sometimes cat poop is just cat poop.
Was it Heath Ledger? Because we know what that would mean...
I would guess that Heath came to arrest you for indecency. That is one funny dream, however.
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