The Great Plotnik

Sunday, September 16, 2007

The Great Chicken Wing



Although many of the rites of the Plotnikkie religion are, you know, like, Top Secret, The Great Plotnik and The Great BeezieWeezie feel it is important to demonstrate the proper steps to the Plotnikkie Religion's Offical Dance: The Great Chicken Wing. The Great Chicken Wing is performed at the end of all social functions where music is involved, or during buffets. At some point it is imperative that both C-Wingers summon their Inner Rooster by closing their eyes and shrieking "Cluck Cluck Cluck."



The Great Plotnik and Great Ducknik took a walking tour of the historical seaport in Ballamer. Did you know Nancy Pelosi is from Ballamer and that her family, the D'Alesandros, has controlled all politics in Ballamer's Little Italy for generations?



Here is the house where she grew up. Her room was on the third floor.



There was a lot of great food consumed in PMS (Politicos Mostly Squabbling -- our nation's capital), in Ballamer and in The Shmapple, such as this curried carrot soup in PMS...



...these sausages on Mulberry Street in the Big Shmapple...



these mussels, being eaten by DC Niecie...



...and this scrumptious pizza in Brooklyn.



Here are a few wedding photos -- note the placement of the groom's hand in the first photo.




BZ and Pops stare at the Manhattan skyline.



And BZ enjoys her mom. What a great trip.

3 Comments:

At 4:02 PM, Blogger mary ann said...

I enjoyed every word and photo!

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Karen said...

What a perfect shot of Bronnie and Barb against the Manhattan skyline! Frameable. Also--now don't take this badly--but has anyone pointed out that when you're doing the Chicken Wing, you look a lot like George Bush?

 
At 9:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The groom looked uncannily like Lee Van Cleef in the spaghetti westerns!! If he uttered the words, "This train'll stop at Tucumcari" - that cinches it!!!

 

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