The Last Photo's a Doozy

Blogger is not accepting photos this morning. What's a blog without a photo?

Well, while reading an older entry on The Great Domin-Nik's blog this morning, Plotnik saw a column where she had ordered her blog entries into categories by subject, including one called "Domin-Nik's Journey."

Plotnik thought: What is Plotnik's Journey? And what categories would sum up his blog entries? And what would the photos look like?

1) Here's a photo of a fabulous shrimp curry with lemon grass and green chili paste, sitting next to a tray of zaatar chicken, served with brown saffron pilaf.

2) Here's a photo of Baby Isabella. Look at those chubby cheeks! Doesn't she remind you of her grandparents? Cutesy Ooopsy Poopsy (GP 5000 Baby Talk Filter Engaged.)(Missle Launched.)(Plotnik Paying No Attention.)(Ouch.)

3) Here's a review of "Hot Balls, Def Leppard Live," the latest adaptation from record to the live stage, currently running at the We Will Piss On Your Car Theater on Skid Row. Sam Shepard as Leppard, was excellent, as was L.V. Beethoven as Def.

4. Here's a photo of the new Valencia Corridor Restaurant "So Hip My Stomach Gurgles." The "Beef Hoof Stewed in Prunes" ($47) is crappy but it's better than anything else.

5. Here's a shot of the latest Plotzer's shrine. Here's another shot of Plotnik taking down the latest Plotzer's shrine, dousing it in gasoline and doing the Laotian Monk on its ass.

6. Notthat reminds Plottie: Photo six is a shot of current progress of all the useless and inedible herbs in the Plotnik Back 40, including huacatay, sorrel and dead curry leaf.

7. But here's the doozy. Here's the final photo: Plotnik, Ducknik, PunkyDunky, BeezieWeezie, FiveHead, Baby I, Mummy Plotnik, Shmeckl Plotnik, Little Bearnik, Nefnik, Fefnik, Vashnik, Dominant Force-Nik, PP-aka-JJ, John the King, Mushnik, Dance-Nik, NotThat, Blogmaid, Loquacious Sal, Zinfandini, Miss Domin-Nik, Famous Author Nguyen-Lopez Tyrone Finkleface, Big Blogs, Blonde Bombshell, Large Pants, Neecie Weecie, Cousin Mrs. Two Names, Cousin Seattle and New Cousin Jeffrey PunkeDunke. Anyone who can identify most of the above gets a free dinner at the Meatball Kitchen with your choice of chow.

Wow! What a photo! Who Knew?