The Pit Bull in the Black SUV

It's hot down here and Plotnik forgot to pack his shorts.

The traffic is endless, but he's kvetched about this before. Yesterday, Plottie was trying to ease Mummy P's Lexus out of the Shmellson parking lot and into the street, but the traffic would not let up and there was a disabled school bus in the way. So when he finally saw a slight opening, in front of a black gigantic SUV, he went for it. The SUV, of course, when he saw that Plottie's move could cost him a minimum of one and a maximum of four seconds of his pathetic, meaningless gas guzzling life, sped up. Plottie got there first, eased around the disabled bus and turned right at the corner.

He was ready for Act Two: The SUV also turned right at the light, sped around Plottie to the left and then dropped right into The Great Plotnik Lane and hit his brakes. Plot knew this was going to happen, so he had already slowed down. No blood, no ambulance, no harm, no foul. The SUV then accelerated out of sight, probably barking like a pit bull.

AND the Plotzers got beat by Barry Zito! Yes, his initials are BZ, but NOT BZWZ. Only need 6.