Breakfast for Lunch

Lunchtime came and there were no leftovers at home. So Plot and Duck walked down to 24th Street and Ducknik ordered what you see above.

Plotnik thought this: If you substituted white bread for the corn bread and had frozen orange juice instead of water with lime, this could be called The Gentile Breakfast.

That got Plotnik thinking about what the Jewish Breakfast would be? Two eggs (please fry them lightly), bacon (please make it extra lean) and rye bread (butter on the side), plus coffee (black with twelve Sweet and Lows).

The L.A. Breakfast: I want something not on the menu. Please bring me two eggs (one extra small, one extra large), pancetta (oh, you don't have pancetta? I'll have bacon then), a whole wheat bran muffin with extra prunes (oh, you don't have prunes? Make it white toast, but only butter one side) and a Bloody Mary. Make that two Bloody Marys.

The San Francisco Breakfast: A bowl of Niman Ranch Organic Free Range Free Trade Responsibly Composted Granola made from oats harvested by immigrants on their way to their Citizenship Class, or if you don't have Granola I'll have two eggs, bacon, white toast and a Pepsi. And a cigarette.