The Great Plotnik

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

Nope. All Gone.

** CAUTION: BE WARNED. TODAY IS ELECTION DAY HERE IN SAINT PLOTNIKO.

** AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, ON ELECTION DAY ALL CITIZENS ARE ALLOWED TO SWEAR AS MUCH AS THEY WANT. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE F__K OR S__T.

** THERE IS A HUGE AMOUNT OF SCABROUS POTTY MOUTH IN THE FOLLOWING POST. THE AUTHOR USES WORDS YOU DIDN'T KNOW HE KNEW. IT IS AN ACCURATE REPORTING OF TELEPHONE CALLS OCCURRING YESTERDAY, WHEN SOMEONE WE KNOW AND LOVE WENT OFF HIS ROCKER.

** THE AUTHOR DEEPLY APOLOGIZES FOR ANY DEEP DISCOMFORT HE MAY HAVE CAUSED BUT HE IS NOT GOING TO DEEPLY WIMP OUT AND RETIRE.

** IF YOU DON'T CARE TO HEAR MORONS LAMPOONED, WE SUGGEST YOU HIT 'RETURN' AND PLEASE COME BACK TOMORROW.

** ANYWAY, THE DEVIL MADE HIM DO IT. AND THERE IS ANOTHER ELECTION IN NOVEMBER. - TGP **
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......oooh. Plotnik just erased what he'd put up there a second ago. If you got a glimpse, Plotnik deeply apologizes. But he was pissed. Furious. This is what our election system does to him.

Anyway, his Mom was in it, and so were Meg Whitman, Steve Poizner, Gavin Newsom, an actress named Perky Tits and Osama bin Laden. Sorry.

You shoulda looked quicker. You can ask for a private version but he's already denying every word.

3 Comments:

At 10:30 AM, Blogger notthatlucas said...

Meg scares the crap out of me. Poizner is not much better. Can Jerry beat either of these? It's going to be a vicious summer of TV ads. My curiosity is getting the best of me though - email me the original please? (Is it possible that the distinct possibility of the Lakers getting beat again tonight is adding to your stress?)

 
At 3:29 PM, Anonymous Cousin Seattle said...

It was such a good post!

 
At 4:30 AM, Blogger Karen said...

I haven't kept up with California politics. What a display of corporate wealth buying power. Would have loved to read your original post.

 

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