The Great Plotnik

Friday, June 03, 2011

They Don't Deserve the Holy Land

After listening to Arabs and Israelis slinging lying, self-serving hatred at each other over the last few weeks, to say nothing of the last hundred years, there is only one conclusion that can be made by rational people. The people who live in the Holy Land don't deserve the Holy Land.

The Israelis don't deserve it. The Palestinians don't deserve it. The other Arabs don't deserve it. The Christians had it for a long time and they f___ed it up too, so they don't deserve to get it back.

The Great Plotnik would never advocate giving everyone who lives in Israel, Palestine and Syria a year's warning so they could move somewhere else, then taking in a thousand cubits worth of bulldozers, knocking down all the mosques and synagogues and churches, rounding up every political and religious leader who was left and tossing them all into the Mediterranean, and then repopulating the place with Buddhists. Of course he wouldn't.

That would not be a nice thing to say.
Lebanon has great beaches, they could stay.

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