The Worst Voice Mail

Comcast takes the cake. How about this for gall:

Hello. Thanks for calling Comcast, the Number One cable Network in the nation. For tech support press 3.

Thank you. Did you know that the Garbage Brain Hernandez vs Large Balls Johnson fight can be ordered for only $25.95? To order press one. For cable, press five.

Thank you. Comcast is proud to offer state of the art entertainment at prices that won't break the bank! For more information on how to best use your Comcast World, press 1. Are you using a Mac?if so press 17.

Thank you. Movies, special events and more! All on America's Favorite cable network. To kiss our rear ends press 1. Otherwise, current wait times are longer than ... Fifteen minutes.

And on and on. Ad after ad between voice mail options, all of which were unnecessary because the human who finally answered asked all the same questions again anyway.

It's all a joke, right? Some kind of fiendish, alien sight gag?