A RARE Opportunity

The Plotzers have paid $25 million to a baseball team in Korea for the RIGHTS to negotiate a contract with a pitcher named Ryu. The Plotzers don't get their money back if they can't come to a deal. So that would be $25 million and they wouldn't even get lunch.

Accordingly, Great Plotnik World Headquarters spokesman Sly Chump-Change (SEEN ABOVE) announces:

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Competitive bidding for the rights to eat lunch at Great Plotnik World Headquarters is now open!
This does not mean you will get to EAT lunch, nor that there will be any food on the table. But you might.

Bidding commences at $250,000.

This is a once-in-the-lifetime-of-a-fruit-fly opportunity to bid on a really nice sandwich, beverage of your choice included (iced tea add $100,000).

Submit all bids, in complete confidence, right here on the blog. Our Bosnian web designer (SEEN BELOW) assures us that blog content is as safe as e-mail.

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